You are not invited to the party that is my body. The house keys pointing through my knuckles have ripped through that invitation, it doesn't exist.
You are not welcome inside my front door, over the threshold of my palace. The light of the screen as my thumb hovers over the last 9 of the only phone number I can remember is your indicator that you are just not my type.
Do not bring your testosterone fueled ego, or your uncharming paws or your self righteousness to my party.