There are good Baptists and there are bad Baptists. There are good abortionists and there are bad abortionists. There are good pyromaniacs and there are bad pyromaniacs. There are good cops and there are bad cops. by 𝗦𝘂𝘇𝘆 𝗕𝗲𝗿𝗹𝗶𝗻𝘀𝗸𝘆

Sep 2017

There are good Baptists and there are bad Baptists. There are good abortionists and there are bad abortionists. There are good pyromaniacs and there are bad pyromaniacs. There are good cops and there are bad cops.

“Who are you shacking up with?” I queried the pope proudly.
“With a hovel full of *******, junkies & pederasts!” He retorted.
“Do you wear your giant, open-mouthed fish hat to bed?” I asked.
“Of course I do & the ring & the purple drapery,” the pope said.

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𝗦𝘂𝘇𝘆 𝗕𝗲𝗿𝗹𝗶𝗻𝘀𝗸𝘆 Simpang Bedok, Singapore

(Simpang Bedok, Singapore)

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