I took all that I could from you, all the crap & all the stupid-*** ****
& everybody who knew us from those 327 gay-day parades knew it
as it was no secret that our homosexual *** love was mucho 1 sided
& even Dr. Phil from T.V. told us that our coupling was misguided
Now that you're dead & buried & there's no living hair left to shave
I'm in the habit of parkin' my car across your untended, **** grave

I miss 22 Pygmies who're nice 'cause they're keen on moles & mice
I kiss my Pygmy who's really nice 'cause she's free of toads or mice
I like my Pygmy, she is free of fleas & lice 'cause she's so very nice
My Pygmy is the best Pygmy I've had *** with as it was *** unstiff
Your Pygmy loves me, this I know, for the Pygmy Bible tells me so
I kiss 2 Pygmies who are nice, 'cause they're keen on moles & mice