For U.S. marines *** rights are earned during their boot-camp days
like when David Hasselhoff spent his T.V. time bay-watching bays,
in the era Reagan occupied his senile mind hoarding guns with rays
while selling Latin American Marxists missiles to prove crime pays
during our presidential-election cycle in its suspended-reality phase
when Hawaiian babes charge nothing for their flowery, virginal leis
to celebrate the Hawaiian Babes' Free Flowery, Virginal Leis craze
featuring tropical ******* & purpley nips guaranteed to amaze
in the orchid-rained-in-depths of our historically blue-blooded haze
upon the moon's far side where-from souls are dispatched by Grays
there are no Jimmy Swaggart-$10-Johns anointing ***** with praise
while damning hell-fire Christians to the horror of a martyred blaze
with the stripping of their hide & bone like South Sea catfish fillets
to shock fish skin like shockers do during a Sargasso Sea sprat tase
Queer-bait baseball gowns fall groundward without stiff dress stays
for proper white players and for those of token **** Willie F. Mays