4...Cop Diary
6...A Rat Squeals; Hollywood News from London
7...Conversation with a Noodle
11...Less Talk, More Lesbianism
12...Spear Chuck & Die
14...Terror ******* of the Deep?
15...The Flesh of the Flea
16...The High Standard of Everything
18...The High Standard to Everything
24...Thicker Socks'll Make My Shoes Mucho Tighter
24...Treating Dead Men Like Family
29...The Superiority of Superior Things; My Normal Glands
31...Night of Violent *******
32...Yachting with My Rich Friends
33...Our American Marriage Historical
37...Checking My Lumps for *******
39...International Turds of Destiny
43...Gratifying a Woman Sexually by **** Pleasureman
48...You Better **** Everybody Before They **** You First
49...Jackie Collins
51...Gamma Gauze Trauma
53...Stuff After 13
57...Cherokee Moon Child
59...The Prince of England
64...Lesbian Conquerors of the World  
65...Cocoa Puffs Sprightly, **** the Urge Nightly
66...The Weirdos from the Future are Here
71...Fat ***** on-the-Make, Make Men Shiver & Shake
73...The Jobs of Dogs
78...Days of Mucho Sunshine
80...Feel My Fetus Move
84...The Yards That Grow Fatter
86...Strangling Commies with my Bear Hands
91...The Inexperienced Sanitation Work Man
92...Manic, Perverted *** Maniacs
93...Each Successful Romantic Coupling