Muffy, the pearl diver
Pearly, the *******

I prefer my sun blisters infected.

I could pull fancy taffy across your ready lips
or crack ribs that float above wide, girdled hips
or yuck it up with chinks, **** & ***** on ships
that will be sunk as sunken ships on maiden trips

Creeping Death
I was ******* pretty Miss Cebu in my soft, queen bed when a fatal cerebral vasospasm quickly killed my Miss Cebu-******* *** dead

♋ Let's never throw pianos at piano salesmen again!