Fishing with Friends Who Would Die for Me** ~ I was fishing with friends who'd die for me when the idea struck me that I should test their loyalty. I commanded them to jump into the ocean and drown. They did and I sailed home alone. Unlike most people, my drowned friends knew what true friendship meant.

Killing People I Don't Like ~ It's wrong to **** people I don't like so I hardly ever do it.

I dry my ****** by holding them out the window of my car while I speed through school zones ~ Dry ****** are more important than the lives of a few dozen brats.