How many bus drivers does it take to ***** in a light bulb? I thought you'd know. I haven't married one. Bus drivers are human beings! Without bus drivers buses would sit idle & useless. There is no friend friendlier than a bus driver! If I found money I'd give it to a bus driver. Jesus was a carpenter because there were no bus drivers back then. Virginia is for lovers (and for bus drivers). All roads lead to Jesu Cristo!!! A bus driver knows where he's going. A bus driver can break a twenty when exact change isn't available. I know a sweet gal who fell in love with a bus driver. Some bus drivers never forget. Bus drivers double-clutch on ice. A bus driver's calm nature relaxes women. Not every woman finds the bus driver of her dreams. Familiarity breeds contempt during a bus trip. Your bus driver loves you and always will! I can no longer lead a Denise-free life! Someone had to say it and I'm glad it was me. If I married a bus driver, and he was a woman, I'd love him a lot.