Don't bother yourself with what's behind the curtain
As you can see there's nothing up our sleeves
Just take this check from behind our back
Oh, did we mention the hidden fee

We're here to help so don't you worry
Let's not distract this with the facts
Big Brother will lend a hand to your demands
As long as you keep paying the tax

Have you tried this freshly made Kool-Aid
We insist you take a few sips
You'd be amazed with what we get away
Pulling off our Politricks

You know that the hand is quicker
Do yourself a favor and don't blink the eye
If it's not all together true yet no one has a clue
Would that be considered a lie

It may be nonsense but to us it's good business
After all we know better than you
Whenever we can preform our slight of hand
When it comes to dealing with you

So just sit back, relax, enjoy the show
Here's to hoping you can't read lips
It's best you never know just what's going on
As we pull off our Politricks