Things fall off these shelves as if fulfilling their innermost secret desires to rest somewhere else. We take these things and arrange them with the utmost care Hoping to leave an impression on anyone wanton enough to stare "Look at my Creation! Admire my eye for detail My magnificent use of composition The originality It's so unique I take these things and make something which all the starved seek This juxtaposition of so many different things My inspiration? Well, really, it's just a physical manifestation of everything that makes up me Everything is a self portrait, if you know what I mean" wink wink But these things, they think; HOW DARE HE! and in your sleep they fall from the mirror to drown down the sink in order to be free from your artistic tyranny