Dear teacher, When you strut about the class, I get the eerie sensation that you are buck n. May be it's your pink colour doing the trick, spreading from your skin, enveloping your clothes And also, your ponderous bums Two melons nestling inside the sack Or should I say balloons Or bowling *****? Your cheeks, the cleft chin and the stubble And the feminine dimples you make when you Grin Your lips that are too pink and fluffy, Babyish Upon which I plan to plant my garden of kisses Your Adam's apple, the size of a cherry The thicket of hair in your armpits That I steal a glance at Every now and then When you raise your hands To demonstrate- Your argument. Coal-black, steely, squiggly mesh No, teacher, I want you the way I see you ie. Clothed I don't want to go deep And dig Excavate The meat-eater in front of me and the two vegans On my either side Would go for it It's the way you call my name- 'Lola' 'Lola' 'Lola' As though you invented it And breathed into my nose your breath ( And taking two not three steps down the palate) I know it's your heavy fondness for me That does the trick Mounting your tongue and taking it Just to make your 'Lola' sound sensual And tempting And your ears... Lolaaaaaaa! ( This time the teacher shouting)