For really nice investment advice I listen to bankrupted E.F. Hutton
'cause their wisdom's deeper than lard-*** Ricki Lake's belly button
which wouldn't be like that if this pig wasn't such a ******* glutton
while praising perverts when it's her trap that she should be shuttin'
as gay Gomer learned to do when being reamed by ol' Frank Sutton
who grew up eating chitterlings, fish heads & under-cooked mutton
that he cut into chunks with a pen-knife not sharp enough for cuttin'
an Indian-reservation ewe that was too skinny for easy sheep-guttin'
by those mule-skinning red men from the island preserve of Dutton
where total victory was won the week they let the raunchiest **** in