Reading a slim book of poetry Of life and it's mutability Poems from inside of A safe, cosy middle class cocoon The words have no sharp edges To burst the balloon Poems about flowers To while away the hours Between the visit of the vicar And the next *** of tea Not poetry for you and me Or anything like reality Poetry as a gentle hobby Like baking Or flower arranging Not poetry from the gut That comesβ raging Like fists planted upon the page Poems of love or loss or rage But tenderly placing Each word on the page Like a delicate flower to be arranged I don't hate the woman Who wrote this stuff For her this obviously is enough I envy her easy life It's lack of struggle It's lack of strife Perhaps one day it will be me Writing of such superficialities When I'm fat, well fatter Rich and content And all of my life- force has been spent I will sit in my garden and smell the flowers Then while away my hours On my hobby, writing poetry Between the visit of the vicar And my next *** of tea