Don't hit her! It's illegal in Puerto Rico! by 𝑷𝒐𝒍𝒂 𝘉𝘦𝘳𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘬𝘺

Aug 2017

Don't hit her! It's illegal in Puerto Rico!

I'M WAITING FOR NUTRI-GRAIN BARS TO BE DELIVERED,
TO A CONVENIENTLY-LOCATED WALMART on fairy Mars as
I am ****-death-camp hungry for moist Kellogg's Nutri-Grain Bars,
which, had they been around, would've been loved by Russian tsars

Written by

𝑷𝒐𝒍𝒂 𝘉𝘦𝘳𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘬𝘺 ˢⁱᵐᵖᵃⁿᵍ ᴮᵉᵈᵒᵏ, ˢⁱⁿᵍᵃᵖᵒʳᵉ

(ˢⁱᵐᵖᵃⁿᵍ ᴮᵉᵈᵒᵏ, ˢⁱⁿᵍᵃᵖᵒʳᵉ)

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