I miss 22 Pygmies who're nice 'cause they're keen on moles & mice
I kiss my Pygmy who's really nice 'cause she's free of toads or mice
I like my Pygmy, she is free of fleas & lice 'cause she's so very nice
I love my Pygmy, she's really nice because she's free of fleas & lice
I like my Pygmy, she is free of fleas & lice 'cause she's so very nice
My Pygmy is the best Pygmy I've had *** with as it was *** unstiff
Your Pygmy loves me, this I know, for the Pygmy Bible tells me so