All this rice in my bed is interfering with my sleep But I didn't know there was a hole in my head Please don't ask me about all the snails I keep Some things are better left unsaid
All the rabbits in the cupboard are pouring out, Three by two, As the spiders dance down the shutters They pixilate the sun's new gloom
So I wipe the sadness off my mattress, and start anew Simply free and sweetly tactless, happiness grew