“You have 2 hobbies: lesbianism & photography.
My late neighbor had a short-wave radio.”
   “Was he content?”
   “Radio-wise, yes. Lesbian-wise, yes—I mean NO!”
   “It won't be the same without you, you lesbian you!”
   “I know. You'll miss the lesbianasm, I meant ism.”
   “I shall miss the asm equally.”