Being married to you is like plugging drains too big to staunch.

Being married to you is like fishing for clams with a ski mask.

Being married to you is like eating strawberries with my uncle.

Being married to you is like killing 2 ****** birds.

Being married to you is like stiffening up for a neighbor woman who's seldom neighborly.

Being married to you is like paying first-class-ticket prices for economy-class flights to Disappointment City.