I can't ignore the shady details involved in weekday crotch care like warm salt water for soaking your moon-phased blood-'possum bare in the hog city, the mall town, shucks, ****-a-duck, really anywhere that you'd wanna have ****** ******* with ducks Sonny & Cher & Chaz & others 'cause it takes 2 to make it with an apple or a pear