the diacritical markings are there for a reason, they are intended for a sharp japanese pronunciation: no breaking apart of su-from-doku... soodo(h)koo! hai! there's a reason why i have managed to ask myself the reason for transcending mere letters... reign from above: in the realm of diacritical markings... hence? hai... as the japanese would state (very quickly): sūdokú! hai.
in only came to me upon no. 9242 puzzle...
i wanted to write the most accurate schematic,
i.e. sūdokú in algebraic form...
some might add: a three dimensional
concept, within a two dimensional
i can't stress enough why or how
i'm fascinated with this ****** puzzle...
but i am, and i will never be able to
solve a single *******'s worth of
a crossword puzzle...
i'll just open a thesaurus and get,
pretty much the same; a short-cut!
but sūdokú? that's different:
samuria: soodohkoo! hai... hai.
better still: haí - shee?
(said with teeth tattooed with honey) -
oolmoosht a gee of a j, aha, haí?
******* better learn to swim the next
time a tsunami breath comes from the belly
of poseidon; and where was the japanese
army, dropping bombs into the tsunami wave
to distort it, disperse it? where?
noooooo where, busy cracking tetris;
but i have it! i have the algebra form
of understanding sūdokú...
after all, it's an imploded lament cofiguration
(i like my cubes, i like my cubes
very much, i like my cubes because i like
hellraiser II (hellbound) and hellraiser IV
(bloodlines)... i like my cubes imploded
onto a page... i like my cubes -
i get fickle with lightbulbs too,
the on-and-off i.c.d. - i get to think
if i do the lightbulb "trick" enough times...
my i.q. status will sky-rocket)...
it's a wonder though:
ever heard someone with a high i.q. score
tell a decent joke?
i haven't, and i hope i never will;
it would simply break me theory that:
you have to be a complete ******* to make
really intelligent people don't know
the basis for encouraging a laugh...
they just employ "intelligent" jokes,
but their intelligent jokes are reduced to be
being jokes... only if supported by canned laughter.
so... sūdokú no. 9242?
reads almost like an auschwitz check-list...
so, sūdokú 9242 (empire of the sun
was godly... esp. the young batman singing
that kamikaze song, shay shoon toong sho -
whatever the **** it was, i cried) -
i worked the algebra format,
i had to, look how complicated the asiatic
they don't have the rigid 26 letter format,
they have syllables...
somewhere between the greeks,
that treated their letters as syllables in
the noun format: rho vs. r...
and where did the castratos come from?
from the sing-along "republic" of the vatican...
i say a, the greeks say alpha,
the chinese? *******:
picking up match-sticks with chopsticks!
and thirty thousand complicated years later,
i'm saying chew, and they have used up
my patience, using | | | | | | | |,
or whatever number was used to write a syllable:
the chinese are good at mathemtics,
why? they have absolutely no concept of
a ******* letter!
of course they'll master it!
look at them... a ******* billion of them!
i haven't finished the puzzle
but i have the schematics of 1 - 9 in algebra form...
* x* xy x x x x x x x
x xyz xz xz
x xz xyz xz
x xz xz xyz
oh, i make my sign of the cross,
it's an optical game after all,
you spot the heretical (english) concept
of a straight line... i.e. you invite a third
when drawing a straight line you
don't really need the pythagorean equation,
you just get your point (a) leads to
point (b), or you buy an a - z...
the title? i became annoyed at the optical
illusion in the puzzle,
one of the numbers wasn't showing up...
so i clenched my teeth and said to myself:
no way are you going to publish this
not having solved the puzzle...
i almost finished with a question mark,
but then i spotted the:
x 4 x
x x x
x 4 x blunder...
i once stated that learning the greek alphabet
could ease solving the puzzle...
now i'm thinking algebra notation will suffice...
oh, i still perform the *sign of the cross...
but i'm not into lazy sundays...
i blind the blank squares
with my pen, mostly doing
only the: in nomine patris,
by orthodox concern
i'm leaving the third "person" blank...
solving a sūdokú, i only have the #...
only heretics know more orthodox
mysteries of a religion, than
the actual orthodox useful idiots dare to mind;
e.g., a choir in a st. petersburg cathegral was
singing, i sat on the floor,
i was told to get up,
and ******* the priest who was reciting
the bible and not facing the crowd...
wha', da' ****, izz, dis?!
burn *******, burn!
the roof is on fire, we don't need no
water let the ******* burn,
burn *******... burn!
you pushed way beyond a justifiable
aggreviance of suggested ritual...
this aint'the ******* louvre...
i want to be the doubting thomas...
you don't want to execute the rights of
a doubtful thomas?!
have your little transgender ****,
guess who you're going to see more of?
take the fairy-tale,
forget you ever looked at, or read
the nag hammadi library excavated with
poetic brilliance, in 1945, just after
the twins hiroshima & nagasaki were born;
and before every operation i ever had,
i always asked the anaesthetist... *quo vadis?