All stories start the same way. I was ******* several stewardesses in the privacy of the airport when a call was placed for me. It was the president. What now? TALKING THINGS OVER WITH FRED ****-MUSCLE ~ “Hi, Mr. ****-Muscle. Are you comfortable?” ~ “Yes.” ~ “Good. About your name?” ~ “What of it?” ~ “Tell us about it.” ~ “It's not my name really. I was Christened Alfred after my father. Folks have taken to calling me Fred for short.” ~ No, I mean your last name.” ~ “What?  ****-Muscle?” ~ “Yes.” ~ “It's 2 names, **** & Muscle. That's why it has a hyphen.” ~ “I see. Thank you Mr. ****-Muscle.” ~ “You're welcome.”