Each morning I'm awakened
by my annoying little friend.
As long as he has wood
he will be at it once again.
"Woody" has been with me now
for days beyond recall.
A Persistent little Pecker,
the little ****** gives his all.
For a month now he's been tapping
on the tree outside my den.
On weekends its annoying
cause I like to sleep till Ten.
I so wish someone would eat him,
perhaps the neighbor's cat,
and end his constant tapping
by putting paid to that.