in the days when people leave pint glasses in the streets? seriously?! i guess only in essex... and that's not exactly england.

you, never, ever, drink beer from
a can, larger than
those lil' pretty things that
heineken provides,
           330ml shaped like a keg...
you open a can of beer,
and pour it into a glass...
   lucky me...
   lucky?
           i find the oddest things
on these streets,
    last time i went to buy my ***,
i found a pint glass...
            a brand pint glass...
  i thought... n'ah... i can't be this lucky,
so i toyed with the glass with
my foot, rolled it over and
there it was, the "holy" emblem:
bud-wei-ser...
      chuffed i started humming:
say ooh, la la, say soom
say ooh, la la, say ooh, la la,
say soom*...
    now i'm drinking the recommended
brew,
   that brew celebrated (gods' ****)
by plato, from a pint glass,
                   looking, well: smug;
likewise? you never pour
beer stored in bottles into a glass...
unless its an irish cider,
  and the glass is filled with ice.