I'm shell-shocked crazy & my back's stiff & so far I ain't died while
my stupid ring warns U.S. ***** that I got Vietnam War quiet pride
as a double vet napalmin' Dac Cong zits with S-2 along for the ride
It's Abby Van Buren & Ann Landers in whom evolutionists confide,
to progress a realization that the moon does not determine high tide
nor reflect nourishing sunshine to an Earth plane that is flat & wide