“I saw you on T.V., Bruce,” Curt said. “Do you still eat Wheaties?” Curt asked. ~ “Sometimes,” naked Bruce Jenner answered. ~ “How come you wear women's underwear?” Curt asked. ~ Bruce Jenner thought for a moment. “I don't know,” he said. “Where's the toilet?” Bruce Jenner asked. “I have to bleed my lizard.” ~ “It's in the bathroom, Mr. Jenner,” Curt said.