I am stirred by murmurs of kittens that have daily purred but my fat cats never bought never sold never used a toilet never spoke a word as hairy cats are ecstatic to lick hanging parts that are thickly furred & drenched in muco-pus, river mud, alkaline residue or mouse **** that's added for spice with green duck gut, snake nose & rotted bird to commonize felinicidal fare in stitch with farmerettes heatin' curd to nourish ol' Jimmy Carter robotoid #14 whose death was deferred to push puppet Lin Forbes Burnham as David Rockefeller preferred makes recipes valid for McDonald's grinding men into meat absurd & the cries of ***** smashing periodic squeals into groans unheard by moon-friendly babes whose quims rest salmon-pink & uninjured in aspections physico-social via spirographical methods unpictured regarding cotomaster vulgaris or second-place placers placing third with ears & belly buttons clogged by **** & blood-shot eyes blurred