Mexico has greasy tacos & Charo, the prince of England has the royal Will (with a capitol W) that comes from being the son of the queen of England. Mexico needed a dose of English reality. The prince of England decided to visit Mexico in person as Mexican operative Spiro T. Lopez. The rain was hot & wet when “Spiro” burst into the president of Mexico's bedroom. “Who are you?!” The president demanded to know in Mexican. ~ “I'm the prince of England and I order your immediate surrender so that you can stand trial in England for war crimes against everybody!” Spiro answered. ~ “No way,” the president said as he committed suicide.
   The prince of England eulogized the president 3 days later: “Though as prince of England, the president & I had our disagreements, I know that he's looking down from heaven as an angel.” ~ The Mexican people voted the next day to give all their money to the queen & to the prince of England forever because it's what Jesus would do if He were alive today.