I was eating a tuna fish donut when the phone rang. It was a wrong number. I didn't know Peggy so we talked for hours. My brain was foggy when she shut up. I met her at the gas station later. She got gas and didn't want to be groped. I respected her more than God and I told her to put out or shut up. This wasn't the only gas station in town.

THE FUTURE LOOKS BRIGHT ~ One day I'm in the hospital, the next day I'm impregnating a bus driver. I don't drink alcohol socially, unless I run out of ******.