I regret the damage Obama wrought, the Haitians he killed, the wet men he sought. He ruined Biden like silk worms in underwear after fallin' south to baloney places somewhere. A fat Georgian hurricane came, lingered & went. It made straight my pole, but the neighbor's it bent. "Be calm," I warned the toll collector, as I gave her her bath because she farted so often we both had a barfing laugh on the long turnpike of love that began as a 20-mile-Boston-******-baiting path.