One day I'm in the hospital, the next day I'm impregnating a bus
driver. I don't drink alcohol socially, unless I run out of ******.

When you look at me with your 2 eyes *******, in the garage it's
a mechanical blessing, 'cause you look like that pug Debra Messing
There was a fun nun who transgressed the Bible with her beguiling,
subverted **** sin by camel-******* a smiling, perverted Mexican
I waved good-bye to you from the train as it rained ******* your ****
after 8 helpings of under-cooked chicken gave you the fall-day *****
T'ain't time for Hindu penance 'cause Oprah comes on in 7 minutes
I can't forget your left foot's big toe, arranged in the usual 5-toe row
I'll not forget your left foot's big toe, the widest toe of the 5-toe row
Kiss me like a greasy, ***** Italian should below my soft pine wood
as I rub oil on your knobby ******* like a gay **** ******* cripples
Bury me like 452 filthy Haitians could in a coffin of soft pine wood
as I pour ice on your *** ******* to make indentations of icy ripples
Floating as buoyant turds, we speed on oily-slick lakes of ****, fully
fragmented, foaming under chunkified hunks of ****, plotting a kiss