I was over at the Church today And saw a notice that was posted There would be a Christmas sale And by the ladies would be hosted They didn't have a firm date set And they weren't sure where to hold it They barely even had a theme But they sure knew who would host it You'd surely think a Church event Would be held inside the Church But because the ladies could not agree They were all left in the lurch. The Church was booked right through the 1st And the place they had to find Would have to hold all 50 booths To sell their wares of every kind, They checked the ads for vacant halls But they were already taken Sister Eugenie "Better than you", Said her faith was really shaken That they would not come through this year And the church they would let down "We'll find a hall to hold this thing?" "We'll tear apart this town" Phone calls were made throughout the night Notes and letters all were sent Surely there was someone there Who had a hall to rent Without a hall there was no sense In fact there was no reason To start their crafts and baking bees There was no reason for the season They met as one and did decide To ask the churches elders If they could open up one day for them By rescheduling the welders They sat and talked and talked and sat And lots of time was spent But Father Reagan from the church Said no, "And that is that"! Time was quickly running out When a message they were told For Sister Eigenie "Better than you" was left by a Mr. Gold She called him up and let him know Exactly what their needs were He had exactly what they asked Of this he could assure her The only thing that he did ask He had this one request Was that his name be mentioned not. At his families bequest. He said he'd help them even more And help fill up their tables With baked goods, crafts and candles And small models of the stables Where Christ was born so long ago He'd help them all he could They all said yes to his demand Things were looking good They set to baking everything Likes cookies and cream horns Sister Eugenie "Better than you" Made a jello "Crown of Thorns" She was always different with The things she baked and gave Last Easter she spent two whole weeks Making a Chocolate burial cave. They did their crafts and made their things and soon they all were ready The big day came and the excitement made the ladies a bit unsteady ESpecially when they all arrived At the address they'd been given And there to meet them was a Man Who said " I'm Rabbi Schiven" This is a first for us you see Our temple hosting Christmas So, If we make a few mistakes I'm sure you will forgive us We've food prepared for you to sell And crafts and sweaters too I'm certain we will have the first Christmas Bazzar run by jews. We made some stockings too you see By our bubbie known as Nora There's a Star of David on One side And on the other a Mennorrah! Please take our gifts and go set up And good luck on this day And as a final parting word Merry Christmas and OY VEY!!!