Down at the river under a bridge I fell in love with governor Tommy Ridge His anals were cold, off-putting & tragical unlike his knobs that were Walter Disney magical We fell in deep love and we couldn't look back because his knees were out-swollen by his old scrotal sac One day we'll conceive 19 children when hoes ain't hooking in the kitchen of hot loving where we enjoy ****** cooking with tall Pinays from Cebu who are better-than-average looking I slip a gob of dog **** into your mail box out of true, **** love just like people have always done, inspired by Mister God above whose kiss-of-death Bible swoops down on ******* like a fat dove On flat Earth, everybody's alive & happy except sad & dead people Do not stand close to my monkey, he bites Sherpas from Nepal I am very lonely and in need of reckless, ambulatory company since my Bing Crosby-shaped *** dropped to my *** knee to break up this David Soul-crippling, Americano misery๏ปฟ