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Jul 2017
It's back to preening for fleas & eating crap for Darwin's monkey men, as their preachments are negated by mathematical reality.ο»Ώ ~ Shut up or I'll **** Curt! But you are Curt! Who are you then? Curt! This is the fourteenth convention of men named Curt. That's weird. How long have I been here Curt? Six hours, Curt. At the convention of men named Curt, the greeting of the hour was the curtsy & attendees were encouraged to be curt (rude) & their ** biotches had to β€œput out” when ordered by Curt (any Curt). Curt grabbed a ** biotch by the hair and flung her into his room. She was Curt's woman and Curt was going to have her way with him. β€œPut up or shut out!” Curt ordered. The ** biotch laughed. β€œIt's 'put up or shut up' Curt!”; β€œWell whatever!” Curt responded. Curt began to remove her clothes. Oddly, she didn't object. By the time she was naked, Curt realized that β€œshe” was really just Bruce Jenner in a woman's dress.
   β€œI saw you on T.V., Bruce,” Curt said. β€œDo you still eat Wheaties?” Curt asked. ~ β€œSometimes,” naked Bruce Jenner answered. ~ β€œHow come you wear women's underwear?” Curt asked. ~ Bruce Jenner thought for a moment. β€œI don't know,” he said. β€œWhere's the toilet?”  Bruce Jenner asked. β€œI have to bleed my lizard.” ~ β€œIt's in the bathroom, Mr. Jenner,” Curt said.
π‘Ίπ˜Άπ˜»π˜Ί π‘©π˜¦π˜³π˜­π˜ͺ𝘯𝘴𝘬𝘺
(Simpang Bedok, Singapore)   
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