Will your Nancy-boy love tricks be scorchingly hot & juicily tender
like a basting turkey bird, or cold & rigid like a cream-sickled ****?  
Your swollen-stiff ***** carry more milk than a tanker ship'll, with
each sporting a petcock that, in ****** vernacular, is called a ******
to gay, Charmin-squeezing **** Wilson wiping *** as Mr. Whipple
whose other hobby was ******' off the pope with Prayers for Bobby
I wait by the chain-link gate away from my Purina dog dish & plate
'cause it's the waiting I hate when your sorry, dog-feeding *** is late