EYEWITNESS TESTIMONY CONFIRMING THE PRESENCE OF RICHARD NIXON IN THE CONGO by 𝑷𝒐𝒍𝒂 𝘉𝘦𝘳𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘬𝘺

Jul 2017

EYEWITNESS TESTIMONY CONFIRMING THE PRESENCE OF RICHARD NIXON IN THE CONGO

Question put to a Congolese woman, bra size estimate: 40.
   Inquisitor: "Did you see Richard Nixon?"
   Woman: "Eh?"
   Inquisitor: "Are you eating a bug?"
   Woman: "Huh?"

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𝑷𝒐𝒍𝒂 𝘉𝘦𝘳𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘬𝘺 ˢⁱᵐᵖᵃⁿᵍ ᴮᵉᵈᵒᵏ, ˢⁱⁿᵍᵃᵖᵒʳᵉ

(ˢⁱᵐᵖᵃⁿᵍ ᴮᵉᵈᵒᵏ, ˢⁱⁿᵍᵃᵖᵒʳᵉ)

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