EYEWITNESS TESTIMONY CONFIRMING THE PRESENCE OF RICHARD NIXON IN THE CONGO by 𝘚𝘶𝘻𝘺 𝗕𝗲𝗿𝗹𝗶𝗻𝘀𝗸𝘆

Jul 2017

EYEWITNESS TESTIMONY CONFIRMING THE PRESENCE OF RICHARD NIXON IN THE CONGO

Question put to a Congolese woman, bra size estimate: 40.
   Inquisitor: "Did you see Richard Nixon?"
   Woman: "Eh?"
   Inquisitor: "Are you eating a bug?"
   Woman: "Huh?"

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𝘚𝘶𝘻𝘺 𝗕𝗲𝗿𝗹𝗶𝗻𝘀𝗸𝘆 Simpang Bedok, Singapore

(Simpang Bedok, Singapore)

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