My mother self-impregnated herself so that her children could be born into a world of desperate, father-free children. She didn't need a man to make her pregnant for some reason. The thought just occurred to me: "a little piano." I can play a little piano but not a big piano, because a big piano has more keys. Most arsonists moon-light as firemen. Alex Jones, just because C.N.N. is fake doesn't mean they're phony. As you know, WE MUST sacrifice our freedom to attain liberty. Die! Die dietitians in the chronology that I promote & prefer. Michael Moore is much thinner in person.
   My large teeth are missing and it's not because I'm clap ridden & T.B. afflicted, with these 2 illnesses coursing undetected or that I must pinpoint Argentina or Tina Louise's teeny-tiny toes. Let us misapply arithmetical structures till a riddle ephemeral grows.
   Being a woman, I'm an excellent candidate for a ****-job that's right for me. I'm more Oprah than Gayle, so 1 day, when my “husband” came home from being a lesbian I decided to kiss “him” on the lips. He, naturally, couldn't stand the blood-constricting **** strap so I gave him a million dollars from the winning lottery ticket that I stole from his uncle's neighbor. Don't stop kissing me because I'm a morbidly obese, alcoholical lesbian *****! I need mucho perverted marriage-equality understanding now! Let us recognize and protect L.P.G.A. rights.