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Jul 2017
this event
   in the everyday olympics
is called -
walking a kilometre
   with a ****
     shaped like a puddle
of mud trying to desperately
get out.

   you guess it!
                     diarrhoea...
       that kilometre?
         it becomes a 8000 metres
event at the other olympics.
Mateuš Conrad
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Mateuš Conrad  36/M/Essex (England)
(36/M/Essex (England))   
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