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Jul 2017
β™š As they rested on their front porch rocking chairs the farmer sarcastically said to his wife of 60 years, while pointing at her sagging *******: "If those things worked I wouldn't need a cow."
"Yes," the farmer's wife conceded, "and If that thing worked," said she while pointing at his crotch, "I wouldn't need your brother."
π‘Ίπ’–π’›π’š 𝐁𝐞𝐫π₯𝐒𝐧𝐬𝐀𝐲
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