Jennifer Capriati I know you don't look snotty I hope you're not hotsy-totsy, since I plan on meeting you when I become famous too, just for an interview for some magazine or even on the mezzanine of Yankee Stadium. You'd ne so so dumbfounded. I want you bad You're healthy and robust You make me happy not sad even if you open the door and don't take you robe off and say hauntingly you're not bored and look supple and soft and offer up your autograph while being aghast and with being hintingly say nothing to scathe me off the map. I've got your picture on my wall you look like you'd be a ball I read on the internet where you got busted but I can tell you're to be trusted. Enough of my fantasies, insights, and desire. You're one of the all-time greats of tennis and nothing like love for hire. Knowing you're in the world Makes me love you like never before