The nun in her habit sat on a rock near the river, when I came by she smiled, with lips that had never tasted a kiss, asked if I wanted a *******; taken aback of what, coming from a nun, sounded like a sick obscenity, a shocking blasphemy, I left to tell my wife.
She demanded a divorce and got custody of our only dog which, in triumph, bit my thumb; I went back to the river since I had lost everything, better let the nun does her job; but she was floating down the river like a black bin liner full of newspapers reporting telling of atrocities.