whose wife stored corn in an Ohio silo 'cause she was a grain-buyer
& a volunteer fireman & pyromaniac who ignited a tragic crane fire
while developin' for Kenda Rubber a fireproof, anti-hydroplane tire
that when run over smashed feet will make your bathtub drain drier
so that I might climb Earth's oceanical humps as an aeroplane flyer
and not as a U.N. Marxian, globaloneyist, flat-Earthen-plane denier
with a crabbin' urinary inequity allopathically called bladder cancer
that lets me bone a pink-**** Irish maid into a bad-***-badder dancer
whose itchy pirouetting allowed pendulous loads to only glance her