A gay idiot's deserved death's an old track giving sway to a new rail as Presbyterian women are more persnickety than Croatian Jew tail canned in sea brine or yellow mustard like a blubberous blue whale by 𝚂𝚞𝚣𝚢 𝙱𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚔𝚢

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Jun 2017

A gay idiot's deserved death's an old track giving sway to a new rail as Presbyterian women are more persnickety than Croatian Jew tail canned in sea brine or yellow mustard like a blubberous blue whale

I was peeing in the woods like I always do when a grizzly bear appeared in front of me. I punched him in the leg and killed him.

⚡️ Drink & drive responsibly.

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