suds on fingers leads to slippery plate leads to plate sliding leads to slow motion gasp leads to slapcrash on the wooden floors leads to coloured glass shattering, into 1000's of tiny knives leads to glass entering ankle leads to blood lotsa blood leads to anguished cry leads to low key panic leads to hasty clean up and "it won't stop bleeding", leads to fast trip to hospital, leads to lengthy wait leads to x-ray and 9 stitches leads to bandage and crutches leads to foot up, take away chinese & favourite chocolates leads to ....writing this memoir.....
Whilst washing a plate it slipped resulting in a **** to my ankle requiring medical attention....but the above sounds so much more dramatic....and thanks I am fine.....