I will drone on and on about this and that and you won't get a word in edgewise.
Droning is fun! You don't have to check your mouth or worry about vocabulary; you just need to keep talking! You can talk about sheep, you can talk about skin lotion. Did you know that lanolin comes from sheep shear? But no one yet has figured a good use for hairballs—go figure! I mean, the Scottish figured out what to do with sheep's intestines; I mean, the Scotts figured, yes, I'm talking haggis! But then again, the Moonlanding was staged. It's true! Evidence of soundstages for that prank can still be found in Area 53. But back to Hagrid — in the Deathly Hollows he seemed 3 cm smaller than he did in the first HP movie, and I'm not talking about Hewlett-Packard. Can you imagine Carly Fiorina as president? I sure can't! Did you know that you can survive deep in the redwood forest by licking the slime of banana slugs for needed protein and protect yourself from hypothermia by plucking hundreds of fiddlehead ferns and delving deep inside them…