Nothing says lezzy black-history month like a charbroiled-sent *****
a swat on the ***, a boot to the groin & a ticket to Obama's tent city
I pay for nothing as I am kept by a beauty queen who cries rent pity
My kitten strides sideways as she's not straight the poorly-bent kitty
Be not a borrower nor a lender when your old woman is a lent bitty
1 scratch 'cross the back suffices in lieu of a chromatical dent ******