ooh!
    mary poppins is here
  (that's with regards to the implementation
of some ponce law in england re.):
               how tobacco is sold
these days...
           gone are the days of pretty
****, ugh, cool packaging of
cigarettes and tobacco...
               it's all about deterrent
packaging... aha!
                but swan (filters)
   and rizla+ (rolling papers)
                         managed to keep their
dignity...
           what's that? ear-plugs
                              & origami material?
yep... **** straight.
                 anyway...
           you use a pickle jar...
                         after a while, what do
you get?
                  marmite goo building up
on the inside of the lid...
                              and looking at it...
i seem less deterred...
                   mind you: too much sugar
can also **** you...
                    or you mind find yourself
an amputee from too much sugar...
                             or in a diabetic coma;
so, where's the einstein moment
                  in all of these new laws of
                        selling / buying tobacco?
i just can't believe they took away
          a 3 quid's worth of 12.5 grams!
that ****** me off the most...
           or the 10s packet of chesterfields
(or any other brand)...
                       sometimes you run out,
and need an emergency "fix"...
        prior to buying 10 packets of 20s
           from some romanian or russian
on the black market -
                    why be apologetic about
smuggling?
                            it's not *** trafficing...
i'd be stupid, buying 20s at near
                        the 10 quid bench mark;
how could anyone drink
                              a litre of *** per day,
and still afford ****?