"The Business Int'l is a trans-national, Multi-operative, corporate entity. With the means to function outside Normal Gov't bounds The Business Int'l has become the worldwide leader On the frontline of: Genetic & Bio-Engineering! Space Exploration And long-range teleportation services!
Our research will better* [human-kind] And is the most advanced & comprehensive Ever imagined.
The Business Int'l values it's loyal customers! And at the Business Int'l We take all of your corcerns seriously.
We also offer aid to every worker at any/all of our subsidiaries Any 4th class employee who feels compelled to: [Leave the Facility] Or [Propagate sensitive data] *STOP. Remain calm. And fasten yourself to nearby set furniture Until our Registered Physcian can Follow up with you. Self-Quarentine is a Business Int'l core policy!
In extreme cases though, The Business Int'l reminds you to Be prepared to utilize Your personalized botulinum capsule Provided to you during your initiation!
I'm planning on posting a micro-trilogy of poems / short-stories revolving around "The Business Int'l", it's "CEO" and it's operating headquarters, "the Facility". Mostly centered around corporate gangs, criminals, abuse, deception and greed.