A ballooned moon made Pat rashy with zona ****** zoster shingles
after filming sea-sick Tom ***** on the promontory that is ******'s
where-from Tom's homosexual sluiceway got gay, jail-house tingles
in anticipation of evil Madison Avenue's ****-marrying-**** jingles
that yellow-mark spines where, with plasma, pus-like fluid mingles
to swell the endemic ranks of central Chicago's law-abiding singles