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Poems
Jun 2017
Normal is synonymous with acceptable functionality. The normal number of toes per human stands at 10.
I told her that I date a big, strong, 87%-homosexual-proof boyfriend
and that to her my damaged, heart-attacked heart I could never lend
to *****, trulls, Negritos, Indios, nor to blondish Pinays could I send
him over for rad, rough stuff, grudged gruff, nor crooked-**** bend
Before church work, let me squeeze romantically your darkest wart
a month before filling job-interview ***** soufflΓ© cups by the quart,
to calm my slave masters into believing I'm the drug-free clean sort
who rarely embezzles, thus ensurin' annual profits fall not too short
I'd chop off 2 hands, just to handily hand them to handsome you &
I'd wipe with clean toilet paper but I ran out 'cause I'm sick with flu
& I can't go with you while I'm with you 'cause I likely hate you too
My left leg's fun too, 'cause it bends at the fun knee above one shoe
I told my raunchy Miami mistress that my stinkin' black *** matters
as my bowel movements are ****** & my *** drips & pitter patters
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