Me & my wife were talking about a movie and a neighbor said that he wants to see the Star Tracks space movie a lot. I felt like saying “it's Star Track dum ***” but I didn't. I'm going to instead see The Black Hole starring Stink Mastectomy & **** Wilson. **** says in the movie: “Hey Stink, your last name reminds me of that terrible surgical operation.” ~ “Which one?” ~ “The one that women have.” ~ “Oh yeah, that one.”
   Wild birds sang their sweet songs of good morning as I drove to Lowe's to buy bird poison. [“My wrists hurt.”; “Shut up Jesus!”] A twisted heart, like a twisted colon, equals instantaneous death...and now you must be disposed of, buried or burned...
   You're my neighbor. Where were you? I didn't see you lending a helping hand when I ran out of toilet paper. I noticed that there was no sign of you when I contracted highly-infectious hepatitis.
   Social change happens when people with big mouths point big guns at people with small mouths who possess no guns. Your masters prefer you unarmed. Slaves don't own land & guns. If you truly believe that your life is a useless passion then stop locking doors. Your immune system is not egalitarian.